Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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