Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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