She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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