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what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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