But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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