I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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