I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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