Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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