More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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