Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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