were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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