i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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