I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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