I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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