i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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