even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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