I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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