You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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