I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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