i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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