party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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