i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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