we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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