No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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