This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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