so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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