We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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