No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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