Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There's always time for handjobs
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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