Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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