never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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