Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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