OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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