the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
how does that bad decision feel?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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