ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
someone owes me an orgasm
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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