I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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