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He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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