Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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