I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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