Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
she looked like the before picture.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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