apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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