u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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