i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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