How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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