that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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