I want to have your abortion
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i believe in u and ur pee
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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