i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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