I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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