You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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