we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i've created a new STD.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Text me some of your sweat
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