I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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