Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I can't turn off my feet"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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